A great night:

1. no tv
2. husband writing music
3. clementines
4. "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon, complete with 80's synth snares
5. the faint rattle of a box fan
6. This dress

For the child who has everything...

So that they can sit and lord it (literally) over all the other children.

And of course, when my daughter saw it she said, "Woooooooooow!"


(p.s. If my sarcasm hasn't dissuaded you, it's available at toysrus. They own the photo.)